It’s my favourite holiday of the year! I hope your Valentine’s is full of new erotic delights.
In honour of the day, here’s a little poem for you:
Aren’t we a pair
You like to give and I like to take.
You never say stop and I never say no.
You make me laugh and I make you cry.
You’re a bottomless pit and I’m fucking insatiable.
Aren’t we a pair?